- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the pirates favorite letter? Q.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Skrillex.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Why do so many people enjoy these jokes. They are funny

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

why did the chicken cross the road? because aliens dont wear purple hats.

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? A: Not struggling with a debilitating mental or physical handicap.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

I agree to the terms and conditions

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

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