How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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Christopher Reeves walks into a bar.

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Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

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A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

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What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

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Why the kid can't get off the water? Because your feet is on his head

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Aodhans da is Mr.Bradly and he dosnt know what coordinates are, 180 anti-clockwise,he has "the key to examination success is revision and homestudy tattooed on his chest, his das herbert the pervert, his mas a taxcollector and on the dole, his da sits on the roof eating biscuits, cleaning the satilite dish, he gets his pubes shaved in gordans chemist, he uses mcdonaldsd wifi, hes a fruit fly and he can stop global warming by shaking his head!!!!!!!!

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Why is Brodie Invited to Orlando? To make the beds

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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Roses are red, VIolets are blue, Tulips are white, Sunflowers are yellow

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Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

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Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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How many Hairdressers does it take to change a lightbulb. Usually one.

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What's the difference between an apple and a fruit? None

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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"Lets begin, tell me about yourself," "ok, well first I'm a open book and..." "ok next" "why?" "I fucking hate books!"

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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