So a man walks into a bar, right?

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Killing your friend as a joke.

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What did the farmer say when the potatoes were ready for harvest? The potatoes are ready for harvest.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

what goes woof ? A dog.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

why was 6 afraid of 7 because 6 just found out 7 had genital herpes.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What do you say when you see a flying donkey Wtf

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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