Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Why did Susie fall of the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she catch herself? She had no legs. What did she get for Christmas? Cancer. What did she get for her birthday? Nothing, she died.

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so a baby seal walks into a club, the bouner immedietly kicks the seal out because it is too young to be in a club and also.....itsa seal

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Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

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im not food

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Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

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Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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the redsox

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

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Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

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What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

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What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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