A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

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White men's rights

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What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

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What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

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Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

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Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

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What's the difference between 10 dead baby's and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

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A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

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A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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which one is easiest

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Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding half of regis philbin in your apple...

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What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb boy get for Christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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