- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

Why was the Asian terrible at driving? He was drunk.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Sorry wrong door.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

why did nick kiss esther because he cheated

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

yo mama is so ugly she walked by a mirror and looked at her reflection cuz thats what mirrors do

- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

Why was little Bobby Smith crying on Christmas day? Because the doctor diagnosed him with terminal cancer.

What do you call a Black Man in the ocean? A scuba diver

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

A jew a muslim and a catholic walk into a doctors office. The doctor is arrested for raping a child and his office closes. The Jew and Muslim find another doctor andthe Catholic dies because he had aids

What do you do if you work in subway? we make the subs put meat on it then put salad on then cut it then wrap it other duites involved but cba to exsplain

What is the difference between a lion and a tiger? A lion ,on average, weighs 31 kilograms more.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

I was hungrey then i saw a man puke. Im still very hungrey. Then i threw up. Im not so hungrey

What do you call an old man who took too much viagra? And ambulance, because he could possibly get a heart attack from the fluctuations in blood pressure

A man walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" He says, "I have acromegaly"

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