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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

Why did the weiner dog that punctured Doris' bladder get carried away during an oral sex session? Because the dog had a terribly troubled childhood which led to a faliure to adequately function in adulthood

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam were having dinner together at a local restaurant. Which caused a group of Republicans sitting nearby to ask for another table.

Why was the hiker upset? He was plummeting 1,500 feet to the ground after tripping on a rock too close to a cliff.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

what do you call a man with no legs? An ambulance as he seem to be bleeding very heavily.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? An anti-joke

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What does and elephant and me have in common. Everything, I am an elephant.

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

Ten years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash ... now we have no Jobs, no Hope and no Cash.

What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

Giant scorpions, red roses, adoption, the holocaust, bars, changing light bulbs, and fridges.

Q: If Ann has 5 apples and she gives Michael 2 apples, and then Jason comes and rapes Ann. How many apples does Ann have left? R: Who the hell cares, she needs to go to the police.

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How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Why do teens say "dude?" They feel unloved at home and must know that they posses a strong relationship with their peers, and in fact, cannot maintain a proper friendship due to the four letter word known as "dude."

Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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