A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

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A couple arrive at a Halloween party for nudists. Then they enjoy the themed decor and food.

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Q: Whats black and hangs from a tree???? A: A tire!!!!!!!!!!!

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world society

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Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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what did one computer say to the other .........

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What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

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So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

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osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

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Then none of us want to be right.

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Women's Rights

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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What do u call a dumb Asian. An american

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A priest, a rabbi and Santa walk into a bar. that's a highly coincidental situation.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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willie revilame

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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