WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

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Why was the five-year old lying in the middle of the sidewalk? Because he was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

a chinese man pays the full price

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

What colour are blackberries? Purple.

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Why did the Soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin in the air.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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