- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

. . I am a whale

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

A jew, a black, and a gay are walking together. The black points out a new house.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What is black and looks like a person A black person

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet his friend the horse at a bar

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

I can't stand being in a wheelchair.

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