- Anti Joke

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

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Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

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What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

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Q: Who visits the dyslexic boy on christmas A: Satan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

whats worse than the smell of nail polish? burning jews.

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

MILLERS FUNNY LIKE A JEW

What do you get when you cross a child and jt Rape

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What does an Israeli gun sound like? Jew, jew, jew, jew, jew

whats brown and booky a book.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.