- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

Why was it cold in Florida on Monday? Because there was an irregular cold front moving through. The Monday part was just a coincidence.

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

Why did the Squirrel swim across the river upside down? To keep its nuts dry.

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

Hey guess whats funny? Matthew Mcconaughey Oh wait, never mind

A rabbi and a priest walk into a supermarket... They buy food, put in their cars, drive home and cook dinner.

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

what's worse than being chased by a turtle? being chased by an angry turtle

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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