Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

Q: How many Marys does it take to drive you crazy? A: Just one ::stares at Mary Annoyingly::

guess what I'm going to Spain on my holidays

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

knock knock come in!

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

Dwight Howard

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

How did the boy fall off his bike? A fridge was thrown off him

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

An Artic Storm.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

No, I had no idea, nor did I know that Nero means Black or Darkness until I searched it up some weeks ago. No, I would never photoshop anything, I mean sure I am the girl/woman thing with the big tits, but that`s like all I got going... Oh and yeah I use glasses sometimes because these contact lenses become itchy after a while and stuff.

Why did the girl fall of the swings? Because she has no arms.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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