Four turtles once fell into nuclear waste. They remained unnoticed and later died from exposure to radiation.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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A blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who hits the ground first? The one that jumped first

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

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What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Black people stink of shite!

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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-funny? women have rights -funnier? civil rights

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You still alive? I used to be called proteus by the way, but then you disappeared and Neronism or watever its called now turned insane. I mean we killed you man! Out of mercy, you telling me a jacket changed you and everything? Where have you been? Six million followers? And all the shit that has made "moral man" the most lauded thing on Horsehead is you? Mind helping me make sense out of all of this?

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Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

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So there was this cracker sitting on a bench. A pigeon picked it up and flew off. Probably ate it afterwards.

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Your mama so fat That she suffers from heart disease

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

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Why didn't the cow go to the candy store It had diabetes poor cow :(

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there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

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How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

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Q: knok knok A: Im home

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Why did the woman fall off her bike?? Because someone threw a fridge at her!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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