- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

A man and a midget walk into a bar each carrying a suitcase. They were stopping by after work.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

a seal walks into a club.

Chuck Norris is so strong that he could bench almost 250 pounds in his heyday.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Billy: Hey Timmy, you're so fat your high school picture was an aerial photograph Timmy: Oh yeah? Well you're so fat when you tried to take that photograph the helicopter pilot told you to get out because you're too fat

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

America. A land where if a girl sexual harrasses a guy would be a good thing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas. Nothing. He was Jewish.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

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