- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

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What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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