Now this bible thing, is a real anti joke so get ready to have your faith tested, and overcome it: There was that story where God charged against an army at the top of some mountains, the army is told to have been led with God personally at the front rank right? But they lost because the enemy had horse wagons (you know what I mean) made of steel or iron, (does not matter what it is if you ask yourself really) I mean even if it was Metatron, he would have had uh... Wings or something to even the odds, Maybe God is like Raiden from Mortal Kombat, he needs to become a Mortal in order to enter fights on earth... MORTAL KOMBAAAT! I mean God made humans humans made Sin (gotta say we get the blame for a lot of shit others did, I hate apples and cant even stand the smell of them for once, never ate one)

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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Why shouldn't gingers smoke before they are 3? Because they have souls and still abide by the same rules!........................................................................................................................................ If you laughed at that you either don't like gingers or should be shot. And by the way... Why did Snape kill Dumbledore? Because he had to.

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Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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I'm sn otter

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Your're racist.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

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What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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I SHOT SOMEBODY!!!! Said no stormtrooper ever.

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CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

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A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

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Roses are red violets are blue you better run I see you

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Thank you for flying Buzzy Fly Airlines. Today we'll be flying around Uranus.

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No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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How can you confirm that Saturday comes after friday, and that Sunday comes after Saturday? consult Rebecca Black.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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what dyu call a bunch of white guys on a bench? the NBA

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A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

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Why did the little girl cry in school? Because she remembered her parents were both in prison. She is in a state run foster academy.

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