- Anti Joke

Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

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Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

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Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

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Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who do you call when there is a ghost in your house? You should problably call the doctor, you may be hallucinating.

Why was the black man running? He has to stay fit for the army.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Knock Knock. Not home.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What did the flower say to it's friends? I want to kill a Christmas tree.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

roses are red violets are blue

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

hi dave

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

being sober in a bar fight

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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