how many babies can fit into a microwave i dont know i havent tried

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

What's worst then a road kill? Multiple road kils.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What can hitler cook well Steak

Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch names

An Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman were jumping into well because they were told whatever they shouted when they fell they landed on. I lied and they died, hehe

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

How did little Jimmy survive the 5 story fall? He didn't

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

/\ The joke above was really dumb. \/ The joke below is pretty good.

womens rights

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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