The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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Wow! I've seen this joke before!

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My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

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what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was a recovering alcoholic who recently relapsed and drove his car through his garage. He took his anger out on his wife and kids. His wife kicked him out and filed for divorce. Conveniently, the liquor store is across the street.

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why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

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whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

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Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

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How do you make your house smell bad? fart

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Tourette's, PENIS.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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