Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

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What is the difference between a black man and a potato? Well, there are a great many differences. But the main one is probably that a potato is a potato, and a black man is a black man.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table? Alot of things

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Q: Whats the worst thing to drop in a prison shower? A: An exploding nail gun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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