What do you call a rich black person? A: Oprah

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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- Why did the man with the big pocket get arrested in Utah? - Because adultery is illegal in Utah.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

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Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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Why is bobsledding the coolest sport? Because this is my subjective opinion.

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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What's black and doesn't work? Half of Detroit.

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What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

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whats worse than find a worm in your apple? finding the holocaust in your apple.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Tim: You wanna hear an anti-joke? Billy: Yes! Tim: Okay, I've got one for you Billy: Let's hear it! Tim: 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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