- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Half a shit.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

Click here for free sandwich.

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The band.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

A man walks into a bar. It was his push-up bar that he didn't install high enough. He bumps his head and it hurts.

woman's rights

What did steve do when jane asked him for a pencil? He gave her one.

What is yellow and smells like a flower? A yellow flower :)

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

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