Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks him "why the long face?" "All horses have long faces" he replied.

Why did Hitler Kill his self Answer- He got a gas bill By Lewis

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

A child walks into a classroom.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

Rubies are red Some diamonds are blue I have candy so get in my car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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