- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

what did the ghost say to the bee boo-bee

What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

Ian's mind Elevator music

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

Q: What did Nala say to Simba during the stampede? A: Nothing. She was nowhere to be found during that scene.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why did little Jimmy drop his ice cream ? He got hit by a bus.

What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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