- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? Well none today because today is Saturday... maybe tomorrow

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the hipster burn his mouth on a piece of pizza? Because the pizza was on fire.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the coal miner get for Christmas? Black Lung Disease

What is th edifference between jerry sandusky and mike citro sandusky rapes children... ...and joe diragi is gay

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What's 9 + 10 19

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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