- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? a tree

Knock Knock Come in

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why did the boy eat the chips? Because he was hungry

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are polemicists.

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Roses are red, violets are blue, pee pee is yellow, poo poo is brown. if not you have a serious disease...

Why was the drunk man arrested? he beat his wife and was sentenced too 3 months in federal prison

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

Chuck Norris and Bane recently had a fight on a bet. The result was Bane won easily as he is the much bigger and stronger man, and Chuck Norris lacks the skills he once possessed as a younger man as he is now 72 years old.

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