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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

I would tell you a joke but I'm not funny

What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

-Bumper Sticker- Honk if you love Jesus. (Text while driving if you want to meet him)

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

What happened to your hamster? It died.

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

Why did the fish fly It didn't

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

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