- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

4 men walk into a bar. They have fun. ~Yasmin~

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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