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Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

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I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

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What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

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Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

A man walks into a bar. He has a beer and then goes home.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

Doctor: Knock, Knock Patient: Who's there? Doctor: The interupting doctor Patient: The interruptin.... Doctor: You have aids.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

I painted my dog to look like pizza. Someone ate him. It was my mom.

What is the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family

What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

WHo owns a white van? JOSH!!

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]