yo mama so stupid i'm fairly certain she has a learning disability.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted ti get to to other side. why did the medic cross the road? beacause there was a seriously injured chiken on the side of the road, it had been hit by a fat man on a jog

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Why were accents created? So when people go to Texas they come back sounding like a D-Bag.

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True or false , is it hotter in the summer or in the city? False, because blue monkeys don't eat orangutan bones.

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Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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A man said lol, I said lol back. Then he started to beat me up for repeating his phrase!

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how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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What do you call a deaf, blind socialist? Helen Keller.

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Why did the man enter the fridge? He was hot Why is the man not in the chicken shop Hes in the fridge

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Why did the man sit down? Because he was tired of standing up.

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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a man walks into a bar after a long day at work, and asks for a drink. he finishes, pays the bill and leaves a handsome tip for the bartender and heads home.

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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