- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

whats super and the champions of europe? Leeds United

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

"....did he fire six shots or only five....." It doesn't really matter, considering he will die of blood loss soon

roses are grey violets are grey im color blind

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Whats greasy and long? Your moms chesthair

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

I flipped through the Yellow Pages, made a few calls, and found the Chinese man I was looking for.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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