YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

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What do you do when you're surrounded by 15 vampires and 15 werewolves? Stop pretending.

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What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

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Once i tried to do math ! She wasn't getting wet so i stopped!

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

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Why did the little boy fall down the stairs? I pushed 'em.

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Why did Justin Bieber bieber his bieber? Because Bieber biebers his bieber when his bieber need a bieber bieber. BIEBER

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Why did Billy Bob kidnap Jamal? Because he finds the African American community fascinating and is unable to start up a regular conversation due to the over-amplified stereotype that rednecks usually kidnap and/or kill black people. Therefore, kidnapping Jamal was necessary so that he could have a conversation with him about his heritage and background.

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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A legless and armless woman is laying on the beach. A man walks by and hears her crying. "What's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been kissed before" says the woman. So the man leans down and kisses her. The next day the man sees the woman crying at the beach again. "What's wrong this time?" asks the man. "I've never been hugged before" So the man picks up the legless and armless woman and gives her a big hug. The next day the man sees the woman still on the beach crying. "Okay now what's wrong?" asks the man. "I've never been f---ked before" says the woman. So the man picks up the woman, and has sex with her. They end up going on several dates later on and getting married at sunset on the very beach where they met.

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one of my best friends is blind and hasn't been able to see anything hhis entire life but he can hear a hummingbird from 50 yards away i mean, talk about worthless..

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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Roses are red my name is dave this poem makes no bloody sense microwave

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A Chinese man and an African man walk into a bar. Its good to see so much multiculturalism in a usually racist society.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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