whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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haha Otarts was here

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This sentance contains three errers

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

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How do you cure a person that claims cannot say no to anything? Treatment: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! BUAHAHAHAHA! Patient: NO I CANT!!! You care cured! *opens door* NEXT!

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I'm not saying your mom's ugly, but I like pancakes.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

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Do u take sugar?

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

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Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

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You know what's a joke? Something Funny

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How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

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Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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