- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

your dad called night and told me your grandpa died.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

I do not want to know, you want to TELL ME so that I can increase the potency of the hypnotic suggestion by... Lets say... A number that if I said would work instantly? I wrote CONDOMS ARE FOR PUZZIES... Which kinda makes sense... Just a line, from the worst game ever.

I always used bra`s so I guess you know, nice I guess. Can you please stop it? I like know I am telling but my mind wont like accept it, and I would just like to shut off the laptop, but I want to keep chatting with you for just a bit more.

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