What did the man say to his doctor?

A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he needed to get to the other side and he was using a crosswalk

What is James Miller's real name? James Miller.

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

i committed murder

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar and wakes up in the hospital with a mild concussion.

nick ya honkin of b.o m8

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

What did the gay guy say to the other gay guy Want to make out?

I have a phone, Don't know where it's at, Forever Alone FAPFAPFAP

What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

Why did the man need new glasses? He was thrown off a bridge by a leprechaun.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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