- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a d!ck you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now

I'm Andrew Schmitt

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

What do you get when you cross a confused man and an anti-social woman? I don't know, go away.

why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

Why did Nico Bellec not shoot that one guy? Just joking, this is Grand Theft Auto 4 dummy.

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

I killed someone on minecraft.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? - Because it died.

Whats green and smells like bacon................. Green bacon

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

shut up elliot

Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

What happens if you don't use a condom? The person you are sleeping with may get pregnant or contract some kind of STI or STD. In worse cases you or your partner may contract HIV or possibly AID's.

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