Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from ebola

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

wanna here a good joke? me too.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Knock knock. Who's there? You. You who? Fuck you.

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

Why did a little kid's mom let go of his hand? John Wilks Booth shot her

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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