- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

Call of Duty is a good game.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally Why can't Sally finish her ice cream She has no arms How do you fit Sally into a box? Put her in a blender. How do you get her out? A straw.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

Why did you step on my watermelon?

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