How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Whats black on top and white on bottom? R a p e.

What were Benjamin Franklin's first words after he died? It's been 225 years and we still don't know yet.

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Two guys walk into a bar. This is really exciting as they haven't seen each other for two years and are looking forward to catching up.

A man walks into a bar. Cool story, bro.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

Why do monkeys fly with their wings? Because Elephants tend to run out of battery.

Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

What if I told you.....potatoe

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

A piece of shit gets flushed down the toilet. The end.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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