- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What's red and has zippers? Nothing, because watermelons can't physically drive without the help of a sheeps spinal cords ... DUH

Robin, get in the car!

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

Your mother is so poor she doesn't have any money!

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

What did the Jew say to the German? He said hello.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

Why was i said when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Q:How can you tell an asian has just robbed your home? A: You took the necessary precautions to purchase a very high quality security system and you caught the whole thing on tape, and the man was arrested.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

Wright flyer

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

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