What is the difference between John and John Nothing

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What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

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There is a famous joke, "What's black and white and re(a)d all over? A newspaper!" However, this is not featured on this website. Why? Because this is anti-joke.com, not joke.com - you moron

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

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What is more disappointed the Lake Disappointment? You

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Why couldn't the child go to the park? He was a registered sex offender.

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Tilt your screen back

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Q.How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A.You don't. You kill her.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

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roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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