A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

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What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

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What happened while Thomas crossed the street? He got hit by a truck. What happened to Billy? He was Thomas's Siamese twin, and he too met the same fate.

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Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

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Committing Suicide #YOLO

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side??? Yeah he's all right now!!!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg's the same.

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What's the deal with airline food? Nothin. It's quite scrumcious.

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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What did the nerd say to the cheerleader? Wouldn't you like to know? Mind your own business.

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why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

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Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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what did the man with Alzheimer's say to his son? who are you!?

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A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender then lights him on fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A man brings his entire family in to meet a show producer. The producer says, "Okay, let's see what you got." The man then proceeds to lead his family through a variety of acts, including showcasing the proper way to drink English tea and how to dress for a polo match. When they finish, the producer asks, "And just what do you call your act?" To which the man replies, "The Aristocrats!"

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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What is similar between a horse and a zebra? - If you chopped of there heads, they would die.

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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