- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

KONY 2012

Why did the girl gO shopping?! Because she got paid and wanted to blow(;

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

Three blonds walk into a bar ... They said ouch!

A blackman and an asian are walking down the street they pass eachother exchange looks and continue on with their day

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

A cat starts grooming itself How many sprinkles does it take to cover the moon Cabinet because whales live in water

Dr. I need a new butt, mine has a crack in it.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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