- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Whats faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

My son made a tree fort, it burned down.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How do you drown a blonde? Same as anyone else. Tie three-hundred cinder blocks to her and drop her into a lake.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

If the 49ers won the superbowl

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? *silence* Damn this joke got creepy...