What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

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Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

Q: what do you call a deer with no eyes A; roadkill

What do you call it when an old person cuts off their fingers? Dementia

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Me. You who? Me.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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