- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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besides saying "Oh, Yeah" and punching down walls, what does the kool-aid man do? drink cool aid

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why does Rupert The Bear wear checkered trousers? Because he's a twat.

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

Q: What do you call a colour blind person that smells like green paint? A: A painter

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What is funnier than 24? The fact that you think numbers are funny?

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

A young black man walks into a KFC. He takes a quick stop in the bathroom and continues on the road to his ivy league college.

What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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