What have in common a recently born baby and a quadriplegic blonde person? Both have legs but they cant walk

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

im gay

Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What's purple, green, and orange? Dead baby with slashed floaties. What's black, purple, and orange? Same baby two weeks later.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

what do you call a kid named kid. kid

why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

Chicken

How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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