you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

a man walks into a bar and a horsefly eats him

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a pressure-sensitive explosive device.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Suzy has no arms! Knock Knock! Who's There? The Holocaust

Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

tim tebow is a grat quarterback

Why did the road cross the chicken? The 2 nouns in the sentence has been switched.

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

Anti-Joke Memes Are Obviously Not A Thing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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