- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

roses are blue, violets are unicorns, this poem doesnt make any sense. refrigerator

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why is lewis rank gay Coz he is

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

You should read the Terms of Service.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

If life throws you melons, maybe you are hitting the melons.

What do you callan african american in KFC? A had working american with a average profit, trying to make a living.

How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

A Mexican, a Jew, an American and an Indian are on a plane with no parachutes. No one jumps out because no one has a parachute.

There is no I in Pie except for the I

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Watch me shoot you

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