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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a mule. Arrested.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Mum makes $97 per hour working online? Offline I can see , but online, mmm pull the other one, it plays lossless codecs

Whats worse then finding a winning lottery ticket? Probably Everything

Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

Call of Duty is a good game.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

How did sonic run at the speed of sound because he was fast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? jhdfsuigtreyuiertfguiryhg

Church.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?