what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Tilt your screen back

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because it thought that it would somehow increase its chances of survival.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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Pineapple.

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So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes......

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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what would abraham lincoln do if he were alive today? scream and try to open his coffin.

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Oh please! Come on! Those that got to us where mostly Russians remember? And what where my parents? (if you do not know you might have guessed it by now) I found a guy that looked about the same as me, messed him up and put my jacket on him, I do not die that easily. Anyway, id explain more, but I have been without these fucking painkillers so long that I am talking trash on this stupid site again... Seriously the pain I am used to, but this addiction on painkillers is a bitch... (shedog if censor got a hold on it) But it turns out I cant sleep without them, sleep just does not come anymore, so Ill go get some now. Who are you by the way? I am Nero7, Aka Axel Knight.

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Why did little Billy not eat all his carrots? He does not care about his vision.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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Anti Joke

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