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Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Your momma so fat that she went to the doctor and he told he to cut down on the junk food because she weighs more than the average human being

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

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