- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two muffins in the oven. The first says to the other, "Its getting hot in here." The second, befuddled, replies, "AHH! A talking muffin!"

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What would Bruno Mars do if he was on the moon? Gasp and grab his throat in an attempt to get oxygen flowing into his lungs with no avail.

What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Q: Why did the man get stabbed? A: I don't know.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

Knock, knock. Who's there? FBI. FBI who? The FBI. We have your house surrounded. Pervert.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

How do you get a one-armed Polish man out of a tree? With a ladder.

its all shi.ts and giggles.... ......until someone giggles and s.hits

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

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