- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

What's brown and sticky? My ass.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Whats the best things about 25 year olds? Theres 20 of them.

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? " Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

A black man, a Mexican man, a Jew, an Asian man, and a white man get into a fight. Who won? Well since their dispute got all the way to a fight, I guess nobody really wins.

Every circle of friends has a "crazy one". If you can't figure out who the "crazy one" in your group is... Try harder. Either that or you are a terrible judge of character.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I forgot the rest, Don't laugh at me...

You're Mom is Dead She was killed by a Grammer Nazi for me misspelling Your

Knock Knock Who's there? A Crazy Rhinoceros

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house? She didn't either.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

How many lollipops does it take to shingle a dog? Purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

what is racecar backwards in reverse

what do you tell a black man getting hit by a police baton? that is racial inequality, and you no longer have to take that due to Abraham Lincoln's Gettysburg Address.

What do you call some one in the middle of the ocean without a boat skrewed.

Q: Why can't sally play on the swing? A: Because she has no arms Q: Who was the first to climb mount everest? A: Not Sally

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

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