- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

How do you make a person who wins the lottery sad? You threaten to kill his family.

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how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What did the Asian father say to his son when he got a b? Good job son!

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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