- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

Why did god create planet earth? He isn't real.

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

What did the owl say when it fell out of the tree? Nothing. Owls don't talk.

why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One says to the other, "Boy, it's hot in here." The other muffin doesn't say anything because it is a muffin.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A bleeding penguin.

Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

why did the women have to black eyes? obviously because her husband hit her because he wanted a sandwich and he slapped the bitch and told her to get in the kitchen!

why do muslims always turn to their left? Because they don't have their rights.

Doctor, people dont notice me anymore, doctor?... HEEEEEEEEEEEY!

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

A bartender walks into a bar. He serves alcohol for a living.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What did the bartender say to the fat guy? Hi

The tooth fairy, Santa and, Justin Beiber are the same, little kids believe in them, whats wrong with America these days

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

Why did the teenager turn in his work on time? He chose not to procrastinate.

What did the previously pregnant teen flush down the toilet? Her beloved pet goldfish who recently died. She had already given birth to a healthy baby the previous year.

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