What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

haha Otarts was here

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

What did the Asian man say to the African man Ching Chang Chong

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

What's worse than blowing out 1 lightbulb Blowing out 2 lightbulbs

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why was the gay guy sad?

Why did Mexico enter the war? Because they were bombed.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Why can't february march Because april may

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