Why was the math book crying? Three men just brutally raped his wife.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

What do you call a blue chair A black person

A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

more like nig!

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

Knock knock! Who's there? Alan okay come in

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

Stop Iran! We need the money.

my wife out of the kitchen

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the crossing gaurd allowed him to

Anti Joke

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