Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the baby stop crying his mother killed him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -8

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was baked.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you get when you cross a turkey with a goat? nothing you can't cross to genetically different spieces stupid

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

thumb_up thumb_down -8

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

thumb_up thumb_down -8

You:Knock knock friend:who's there you:come in friend come on who you:come in your mother

thumb_up thumb_down -8

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

thumb_up thumb_down -8

In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q: What did the kid say after he told a stupid joke? A: Well they banned me from Anti-Joke!!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the small child cry? He was forced to dig his own grave at gunpoint.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

KNOCK KNOCK WHOSE THERE? AVOCADO AVOCADO WHO AVOCADO COLD THAT'S A RETARD JOKE HAHAHAHAHA GOOD 1

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops