What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

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Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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John walked up to his dad one morning and shouted, "Dad, it's my birthday!" Dad said, "Cool, how old are you?" John says, "I'm seven!" Dad tells him to go downstairs and tell his grandpa. John runs down and says, "Grandpa, it's my birthday, guess how old I am!" Grandpa sticks his hand in John's pants and sticks his thumb into his anus. As he pulls his hand out, he pinches his penis. Grandpa says, "You're seven." John says, "How did you know?" Grandpa says, "I heard you tell your dad upstairs."

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What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

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John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

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What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

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Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

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Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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