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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

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What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

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Hollywood presents: In a world... Where darkness and crime is at every corner... The governments darkest secret... MUST... BE... UNLEASHED! Jack Kirby: So, with this technology I can swallow criminals and gain their abilities? But is there not a lot wrong with this? Hollywood: Meh... Sorry, we are gonna go with The Fast and The Furious 64: Mario Kart style.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

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Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

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A guy walks into a bar. He goes to the hospital with a severe head injury and dies.

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

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What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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