- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse tan finding a worm in your apple? Being touched by Michael Jackson

A manly man drives up in a yellow bug, What do the girls think? They think its very manly! (;

Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

roses are red violets are blue if u wanna fight call 111 ( we r in new zealand)

What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Velcro

Do you know the difference between a dinosaur and a slice of bread? No. You're pretty stupid then.

FUS RO DAH!!!

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Why did the boy make a horribly unfunny anti joke? He was bored.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

My mom was telling my brother how much it hurt when she stubbed her toe. He told her she should try child birth.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

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