- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

Q.A zebra somehow managed to get out of the zoo and started running all around the town. After some time he saw a zebra crossing(not an original zebra crossing the road but the black and white stripes)on the road.He stoppped suddenly.WHY? A. He was too tired to run any more!!!

whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

What's the difference between an orange? Two typewriters, because vests don't have sleeves.

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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