A black guy walks into a shop, takes a shirt, and then he pays for it.

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-Why didn't a girl cry after she fell down with her bike? -Because a handlebar pinned her lung.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Q: What's 1 + 1? A: I don't know, I am an African who was bought up in the famine my mother died, my father starved. I have to sell myself to feed my sisters. I never went to school and drink my urine every second day because I have no water.

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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So two men were drinking beer and one asks "Why are you so sad today, Lenny?" The other man replies "Because I was just diagnosed leukemia." Four days later Lenny dies and his body was buried at Cherryhill Cemetery where his family mourned over his death.

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There were two chippendales in a bar - what were their nicknames? Chip and Dale

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Do You Know You Have Cancer?

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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What did Jay Z say to his long lost friends? Allow me to reintroduce myself, my names Jay - Z

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Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Sex vagina. lol.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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