what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

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A blind Man walks into a Bar. A young man quickly runs over to him and helps him up.

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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Knock Knock. - Whose there? ... ... ... ... Damn kids.

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whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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Why don't women drive more? Because statistically the man offers to drive more frequently

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What's a foot long and slippery, a slipper

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Once upon a time in a far away kingdom, people lived in it. The End.

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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What do you call a handsome nerd? The name that is on his birth certificate.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your dog pooped on my lawn Now my violets are even more blue

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Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Nothing is as strong as love, Except a nuclear warhead that can destroy entire cities! :P thoko like :D ~~k0mradey``

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I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

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Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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