- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

What do u do to blow off steam? I simply go to the top of the empire states building, poor gasoline in a bag, put a baby in it, light it on fire, and through it off the side. problem?

Why the guy without two hands at the beach was so excited? Because he couldn't scratch his asshole.

Why did the Muslim man burn the American flag? The flag had touched the ground, which, by tradition, means it has to be disposed. And the proper way of disposing it is by burning.

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it looked both ways and saw no cars coming.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

you know what's worse than being grounded? AIDS

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

black people

What's worse than getting a fly stuck up your nose? Been alone in a hospital room with Jimmy Saville.

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Why did litltle Susie drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus Knock knock Who's there Not Susie

Knock Knock Whose there? Ben Dover Come in

Why do Jews have such large noses? Hereditary genetics.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

What happens when you die? Your body gets decomposed by bacteria

Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

Whats the difference between 10 dead babies and 8 dead babies? 2 dead babies.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??