- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so annoying that she has no freinds and lives alone crying every night about how her children abandoned her

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

How do you get a baby to stop crying Cut its head off

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

why was the pen mad at the pencil? it wasnt. objects don't have feelings

Why did they save the man in a burning building? To arrest him for arson.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

there square amphibious wood gum flag homos CC

whats nun plus nun two nuns haha!! from jarod :}

What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

What has 2 legs, a heart and a conscience? YER MA

What did the librarian say to the rude man who was talking very loudly? The librarian said "shhh keep it down."

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