- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

A man walked into a bar. I shot him

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

A person tells an anti-joke. Nothing out of the ordinary happens.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

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