What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

Why did the man pee his pants? Because he was paralyzed from the waist down and had no way of feeling

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

Justin beiber's penis

What was Tyler's last name? Grzesik.

Rebecca Black

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

What did the athiest get for christmas? Well he shouldn't get anything becuase he doesn't belive in jesus.

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why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

if dragonflies have purple toe nails, then how many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? canada, because snakes don't have armpits!

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a serial killer.

Why did the 60 y/o man take erectile dysfunction pills? His doctor prescribed them.

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