- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's wrong with Oprah? Generally nothing. She's a well-respected African American woman who happens to be quite wealthy and likes to share her wealth with other people.

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Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

How do get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

European on my shoes, buddy.

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