A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Q:What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A: A bike

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What do you call a 9 year old with no friends? A Sandyhook survivor.

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Q: Why did the mom try to wake up a sleeping bag? A: Because it's morning and her kid is curled up inside fast asleep

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Suicide is never funny Unless it's a clown

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Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

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Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

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what are you mike bibby?

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Three blokes walk into a pub. One of them is a little bit stupid, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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... Chan chan

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What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

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Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

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A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

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I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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What happens when you get your leg caught in an elevator door? Nothing. It is likely that the elevator has advanced sensory components that won't allow the door to close on your leg.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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