What did the black guy say when he failed his math test? Crap, I failed my math test!

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

What was going through the minds of the Sandy Hook victims? Bullets.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? It doesn't really matter but I wouldn't actually call anything because they have very sensitive hearing and will probably panic and, being blind, might collide with a tree.

What did the raisin say to the toaster? Nothing. The raisin lacks a central nervous system, and the toaster is an inanimate object.

Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

What's sad about a black guy driving up a hill in a car? It's yor car

How do you make a toddler run faster? Chase it with a lawnmower.

Person 1: I'm really sleepy. Person 2: Then go to sleep.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

Girl: I wanna get yo pants. Boy: but im wearing shorts.

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

What's black, white, and red all over? An African American and Caucasian man painting a house with red paint and accidentally spilling some on themselves

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What's even funnier than 24? A clown in a tree.

Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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