His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

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where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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Write Your Own Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Enter the following: Which is bigger the moon or the elephant? Your Answer: The elephant [] I have read and agree to the Terms of Service ((((Submit)))) [1 error prohibited this post from being saved] ---There were problems with the following field -> Wrong answer

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A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

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What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

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Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

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Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

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angelo snyder is not ga

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Your mamma so jobless, that she needs a job! ~T.J.C.S.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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Opinions are like assholes, neither one can ride a bike, except for the assholes

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Q: Whats different about pizza and jewish people? A: Pizzas don't scream in the oven.

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why did the black guy talk to the monkey? they were in the same cage.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

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Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

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What do you call a needy person? A person whos needs need needs.

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Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

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Y the girl tuch her butt she tried To get dookie

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what will hit the ground first an apple or Obama The apple, obama was stopped by a rope

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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