- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Someone: I like my coffee like I like my men Someone else: Black? Someone: No, tied up, shoved in a burlap sack, and dragged through the mountains.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

My uncle said to me that life is like a box of chocolates But I'm lactose intolerant

Women's rights...

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q. What do you get if you cross a suspicious person with a paranoid person? A. Who wants to know

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

scientology.

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

A man walked into a bar, He then realised that he was likely to become the butt of a joke quite soon and subsequently left to take his kids to the park.

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

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