- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: Did you here about the blond who went to college? Mike: No. Tom: Well I heard she's leading a very successful life.

what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What's worse than having embaracing parents? A: they are of the same sex

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

What did the blonde order in the restaurant? A cup of coffee.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

whats funnier than 24? 25

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do you do when someone tries to rob you at gunpoint Well first thing you have to do is think why am I in this situation? Then what can I do to avoid this again Finally think about how you're going to pay your medical bill. You were to busy thinking, to notice you just got shot and robbed.

What's the best way to anger a Muslim? Key his car in front of him.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

What does greg and Ian have in common?

What do you call a blonde who passed the SAT's? An excellent student.

Why did the boy scratch his back? A:because it was itchy.

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