- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

vote this down and i will DOX you

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why did the girl scream in terror? Because her parents are being murdered.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

What is veiny, turns hard, and has a tip at the end? The male genitalia used as a reproductive organ mainly in sexual intercourse known as a Penis.

What do you call a room full of Jews? A gas chamber.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

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