- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

how do you make a blond girl cry? kill her family

whats funnier than 24? your grammar, its more funny thank you.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What do you call a Knight who farts a lot? Sir Farts-a-lot

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.. A: Knock Knock B: Who's there? A: Not Sally

Pikachu says "Pikachu!" Squirtle says "Squirtle!" Charmander says "Charmander!" Ash is upset because he cannot communicate with his Pokemon in their foreign tongue.

Q:If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is here to hear it, will it make a noise A:That Philosopher probably had a lot of herbal tea in the morning

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How do you make a black man sad? Kill his entire family.

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What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Q-what did lady gaga say to the retard when he asked why he's so stupid? A- Cuz baby u were born this way

What is red and can fly? An elephant. I lied about being red. And I also lied about the flying part.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why couldn't people tell the difference between the two twins? Because they were indentical.

knock knock whose there open the door open the door who just open the door so i can come inside

A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

How did the black kid apply for college? The Common App. Duhh

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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