- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

I once did something.

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

A black man, a white man, and a group of Jews were all walking down the street. They got hit by a bus.

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do a turtle and an eagle have in common? They can both fly. Except for the turtle.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

How would you rule?

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