- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

STFU Stop Tickling Fuzzy Unicorns they really don't like it

Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

being sober in a bar fight

hi dave

roses are red violets are blue

"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What did the ant do? I don't care you whore

Why did Jennifer shit herself? Because there was a black man staring through her window!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

What's white and looks like paper? Paper.

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

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