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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

You know who can't stand to put up with my shit? Polio victims.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

What is funny to watch but stinks of shit. Jews oh and SBB they both stink and are funny to watch.

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

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