- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Go die in a hole.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Why did the skeleton cross the street. He didn't.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Nothing. Stubbing your toe hurts like hell.

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