Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

woman's rights

What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

A) why did the black guy leave the bar B) cause he was tired and wanted to go home

why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

You thought i'd be telling you a joke. Turns out im not.. !! haha

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

A man walks into a bar. He is an alcoholic and his problem is destroying his family.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

A duck walks into a bar and says, "Put it on my bill"

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

why do german shower have eleven holes? jews have 10 fingers

a man was walking and saw a snake he was not afraid of snakes so he kept walking

a, b, c, d, e, f, g, h, i, j, k, l, m, n, o, p, q, refrigerator.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

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Wigan.

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