When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are the same.

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

How do you kill a fox? With a gun. How do you kill a deer? With a gun.

Why did the black guy sing? Cause he can sdf sdfsd f sdf ds f sd fsd f sd f ds g sdfgh fsh sdf h dfsg dfs g df gdfgdf g d yeah thats right

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

Ok so there were 2 white dudes telling black jokes...so one of the white dudes tells a joke to the other... 1st dude: what's brown and tall? 2nd dude: a tree 1st dude: no that scary black man who looks like he wants to beat us up.

You look like Susan Boyle f**ked Snooki and then got hit by a truck.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

What do you call a black woman that flys a plane? - a pilot...

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

How did the blonde die? She got swallowed whole by a 1,000-foot scorpion.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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