- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

ring around the rosie ... your dead

How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He never did because he's in KFC

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

What did the blind quadriplegic get for Christmas? Cancer.

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

Gretta has five legs? -no

What's old and wrinkly? old people

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

President Donald Trump

What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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