Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

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Connor is homo

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Why was the man struck by lightning? Josh Mathai was there.

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How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

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Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

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You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Why did the little and energetic girl fall down? Because I snapped her neck.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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A priest, a pedophile and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a drink.

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when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

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Why did Santa die? Because he got diabetes from so many cookies

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Little Susie fell of the swings. Where did she go? On the ground.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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What happened when the man got into the taxi? The driver shot him 17 times in the chest and ran away

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

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why did susie fall off the dollar coaster? it only cost 50 cents susie is gone now

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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