- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she has no arms.

What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

roses are red violets should be purple

I used to take arrows to the knee but then I didn't, for no particular reason.

Why didn't the Mexican go to college? He was caught smuggling drugs over the border and was shot.

A kid walked into a bar and ordered a drink and then was arrested for drinking under the age of 18

Chuck Norris.

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

Why was the boy crying? Because his dad comes home drunk every night and beats him.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

what did the scene kid get for christmas? a gift card which he used ironically.

Q: Whats metal and shiny? A: You're lame childhood accomplishments.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

Woman rights.

You know what they say about fat thumbs? They give a lot of accidental comment likes on statuses.

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