- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

What is rectangular, white and has two wheels? A limo getting its wheels replaced.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

German bedtime story: There once was a boy who liked to suck his thumbs. His mother told him to stop, but he wouldn't. So she cut of his thumbs. Now he has none. Goodnight.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your heart.

how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 16 if the ice cream melts

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he was late for his uncle's funeral, which was taking place in the church across from his apartment.

Have you heard about the awesome farmer? He was outstanding in his field. -ymda

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

A man walks into a bar

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

If you have ten apples, and I take away three, then you will only have seven apples left, because ten minus three is seven. On the other hand, if I have a hundred apples, and you take away ninety-six, then I will call the police on you because that is stealing and it is not allowed.

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