- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from a fat emo girl with a knife

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

A. Do you know the best part about Anti Jokes? B. No

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Guess what? What? Your dog is dead.

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

penis haha

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

Have you ever heard of a goose?

What do you call a guy that just shit himself? Me

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

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