- Anti Joke

PS3 has the exerrent technorogy and finersse to make excerrent gaming such as... ...ITS RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIDGE RACEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Ask me if I want an orange. Do you want an orange? No.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Roses are red Violets are blue You're adopted and Santa Claus isn't real

13 =B you just learned something

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

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A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Q:Why did the black man fall down? A: he got hit in the face by a refrigerator

What's ripe and orange? A ripe orange.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue