- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

Why did the man throw a clock? In retaliation for his wife having thrown a vase at him. The couple has a history of domestic violence. More than one friend has suggested counselling.

what has genitial warts? me

That awkward momment when there is no Candy in the Van... <3

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

Women's rights

did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

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Who are the faster readers? New Yorkers, they through 110 stories in 5 seconds

Your momma so stupid that it's really inspiring she managed to overcome her limitations and raise such a wonderful family.

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Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

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