wanna hear a sad joke? you! by mad james

Why can't the T-Rex give high fives? Because they are extinct.

why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

A dog was barking at a tree

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing. Walls don't talk.

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

What does karissas vagina taste like? Ask vantwon

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

What did the old man say to the young man? Nothing, the old man was dead.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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