Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did the 100 year old man die? He was really old and his heart stopped beating after his BLT.

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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How do you teach an old dog a new trick? Answer: You can't

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Why was the little boy sad? Because his dog died

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Q. What's short and black A. A little black kid

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Why did the black guy have a bunch of marihuana? He was the owner of a shop that sold it for medical purposes.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

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whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

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What kind of horse can do a backflip? No kind of horse.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

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A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

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What did one banana say to the other banana? Answer: It didnt say anything because bananas are inanimate objects, so it isn't humanly possible for a banana to speak.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them Why did Jane fall off the swing She has no arms Why did Jack drop his ice cream cone He got hit by a bus Did you know that if you pretend to eat salt you can actualy taste it Do this in public. Why was 6 afraid of 7 Numbers can't think This is the original anti joke A man walked into a bar he is an alcoholic and is distroying his family. Fin a penny pick it up and all the day you will have good luck Until you get hit with a car door. A man is SCUBA diving when he is almost out of air so he takes one breath an holds it to the surface The trip is so long that his lungs explode do to a change in pressure so he died.

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whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

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How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock, whos there? Not sally

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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like most people my age. im 27

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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