What the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ryan. Ryan who? Ryan Seacrest.

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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Some really old band covered Dirty Bit. But the cut out the Dirty Bit part so its just the Time of life part

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A dyslexic pervert asks to see a woman's bar. Then he is chased to the bra next door.

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Women's rights

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dieing in a hole.

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Why couldn't the boy with no arms and no Legs swim? Because he was black.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car? A: Well, it varies on the size of the car and the size of the people entering the car so in reality there is no clear answer due to the lack of information given.

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Why did Johnny fall off his bike? His father never taught him how to ride one as he was an abusive alcoholic who abandoned Johnny's mother when Johnny was 3, so he is not very good at riding bikes.

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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What's better than being raped by a donkey? Pie.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What did the Mexican, the European, and the Canadian all have in common? They weren't used in this joke the last time someone posted it on anti-joke.com.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so avatars And so is blue paint

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Roses are Tits Violets are Tits I love Tits TITS!

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hey i just met you and this is crazy but so

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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