- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? It got shot Why did the 2nd monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what did the African kid get for his birthday AIDS

Friends are like trampolines, I always wanted a trampoline

what is orange and blue 2 colors

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Why was the man sad? His wife left

Who's obsessed with death and love to make jokes about it? The majority of the contributors in this site.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

Donald Trump.

Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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