What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

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Why did the Mexican cut his neighbor's lawn? His neighbor cut his lawn the previous week.

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A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

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Yo momma's so hot I raped her and slit her throat afterwards and hid her body in a ditch.

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what is the differance between a toyata and a van full of dead babies I dont own a toyata

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Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

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Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought is was yours.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daisies are yellow Trust me, I'm a florist.

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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if any1 wants contact with me, nina, call me on my cell at 879-555-0934 im looking for a short, chubby man with a hungering taste of mexican taste

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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