- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's Supe- oh wait it is a plane

You're as useful as Baby P's dummy.

Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the nazis we have reason to suspect that you are harboring illegal jewish fugitives and would like to check your house if it isn't too much trouble on your part.

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf, any situation with her in the drivers seat of a car would have serious implications.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

[] [] Those are eyes These are teeth

Click here to end the world.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

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