What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why had the father left his family. Because he was tired of dancing in a circle.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt.

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-I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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what is the color of a burp burple

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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One muffin says to the other muffin "it sure is hot in here." the other muffin replies "you know, technically, we're not muffins because we're not done cooking yet."

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Reilly and Ross went up to fetch a pale of water when a triceratops turned them into bagels then ate them and later crapped them out....

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

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What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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Q:Why did the boy have no friends A: because Ants are not considered friends

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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