What's the difference between Asians and buckets? I don't use Asians to scoop water out of the lake.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

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why was the black guy that was smoking weed in his car not sent to jail? when the cop pulled him over he thought he was black the way he was dancing but turned out to be white but that just looked black when hes dancing.

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What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

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Woman's Rights

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

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I asked god for a bike but i know he doesn't work like that so i stole a bike and asked him for forgiveness

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Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

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A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the little girl miss 7 straight days of school? She died.

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

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A man goes to the doctor's office. The doctor says, "I have some bad news, and some worse news. The bad news is you have alzheimer's. The worse news is you have cancer." The man breaks down in tears, realizing that his life as he knew it is over, and recognizing the horrible burden he is about to become on his family, both financially and emotionally.

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The snails are salting one by one Hurrah! Hurrah! They fizzle up until they're gone Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting two by two Hurrah! Hurrah! They melt until there's only goo Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting three by three Hurrah! Hurrah! Some shells and slime is all I see Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die! The snails are salting four by four Hurrah! Hurrah! We shaker-salt them even more Hurrah! Hurrah! We salt the snails and hear their wails As they melt and die!

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why did the man commit scuicide because he was depressed

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Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

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What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? The light was green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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